The Almosts

You had the haircut. You watched all the war movies. You even filled out the recruiter’s paperwork (kind of).

This shirt is for the proud few who didn’t quite make it past the parking lot. Whether you ghosted your recruiter, failed the ASVAB, or just realized the uniform didn’t come with a respawn, wear it loud. Wear it ironically.

Because in another timeline… you’d be complaining about PT and regretting that reenlistment bonus right now.