You can take the soldier out of the Army, but you better not take their coffee before 0600.
This tee is for the ones who wake up early out of habit, hate it, and want the world to know silence is mandatory until the bugle says otherwise. Whether you’re a retiree, a barracks gremlin, or just fueled by caffeine and contempt — this shirt’s your morning SOP.
Perfect for first sergeants, supply sergeants, and anyone who’s been awake since the moon was up.
