Welcome to the club you never signed up for—but somehow still show up to.
The Hurry Up and Wait Club Hoodie is for the troops who’ve stood in full kit at 0500 for a convoy that rolled at 1430. For the ones who mastered the ancient art of waiting around, staying ready, and pretending like it was part of the plan.
This isn’t just a hoodie. It’s a badge of patience, pain, and permanent hurry-the-hell-up energy.
