You're not in anymore—but your brain didn’t get the memo.
This tee’s for the ones who haven’t set an alarm since retirement… but still wake up before the sun.
Whether you're at the gym by 0500, yelling at squirrels like it's a firewatch shift, or brewing coffee before your neighbors even blink, this is your badge of honor.
✅ Soft cotton blend – feels better than a 214 in hand ✅ “PX Underground” printed below ✅ Unisex fit, true to size ✅ Sizes: S–XXL
