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"Smells Like Smashed Ass" – PX Underground Exclusive

"Smells Like Smashed Ass" – PX Underground Exclusive

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If you’ve ever walked into a barracks room after a four-day weekend, you know exactly what this means. Bold, blunt, and painfully accurate, this design turns military humor into wearable truth. Featuring a gas cloud seeping from a ruck with a gagging silhouette and buzzing flies, it’s the perfect tee for roasting the squad or just owning your own funk.

Why you need this:

  • Authentic barracks-level energy

  • Rugged, gritty font with graphic humor

  • Great for smoke breaks, field days, and chow lines

  • Guaranteed to make NCOs laugh (or shake their heads)

PX Underground – Gear You Won’t Find at the Post Exchange.
Smells bad. Looks great.

 

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